BY JG
Friday, September 9, 10:15pm:
Arrive in athens, meet chedda and swiss at JR's, wait for slick, ponderosa, and jagerbull team to arrive.
Friday, September 9, 11:45pm:
Wasted, end of memory until....
Saturday, September 10, 9:30am:
Apparently I slept in my car and I awake to this:
trying to tow my car with me in it! So I think fast and jump out of the car to let it know that I am in my car and I will gladly move it immediately. Well it did not agree with that solution and informed that I could pay her $50 to leave my car alone or they would tow it and I would have to pay $150.
Saturday, September 10, 9:45am:
This thing:
jumps in on the conversation and insists I must pay $50 or be towed.
Free enterprise at its best. After this incident Im seriously thinking of running for president under the Anarchy Party, but I digress. So I can clearly see that Im getting the raw deal here, so I jump in my car and start it up to leave, little did I know that my car was already somewhat connected to something, so there I am wheels spinning and my car finally becomes free from the redneck oppressors. I get my car turned around and these things jump in front of my car preventing me from leaving.
Saturday, September 10, 10:00am:
I am yelling out the window to get these captain cave people out of my way but they wont budge! So the one that looks the most like a man pulls this out:
and stabs my tire!
I go ballistic and jump out of the car get in it's face and begin threatening it's life and everyone it has ever loved, blah, blah, blah.....
Saturday, September 10, 10:15am
The police arrive who are basically no help to me. They inform me that we(inbreeders and I) can both press charges against one another because they claimed I try to run them over! So we both agreed not to press charges, but the mountain people still get to tow my car!!!! At this point I wonder if I am still in the United States of America. Saturday, September 10 11:45pm
Finally get to the tow company to pick up my car. Heres a look at their shop:
I pay the things $150, put my spare tire on, and leave that God-forsaken city.
Moral of the Story:
If you go to Athens, make sure you get laid so all the other bullshit is worth it.
Special Thanks to: SDR for the help as well as Mayberry, 82, Meal, JD, Beastie, Godfather, Chedda, Jmira, Slick, Ponderosa, and Slick for your kind words and giving hearts. Thanks to k'nukis for the updates.
i couldnt find anyone else besides 82, beastie, mayberry and SDR! i couldnt even begin to try to get into that section you said you were in!!! it was like a concert up there! barely standing room!!
